EasySite.Express
Lead Magnets That Don’t Suck:
Because Your Email List Deserves Better
Let’s face it—most lead magnets are about as exciting as a tax audit and twice as useless. You know the type: some slapped-together PDF that promises the world but delivers a snooze-fest no one asked for. At EasySite.Express, we’re not here to waste your time with garbage.
Our Lead Magnets That Don’t Suck service is all about crafting opt-in bait so good, your prospects will trip over themselves to hand over their email.
We’re talking clever, punchy, and actually useful—because who has time for anything less?
Here’s the rundown:
The Deal: Lead Magnets That Actually Work
We don’t mess around with fluffy nonsense. Our Lead Magnets That Don’t Suck are custom-built to hook your audience and grow your list faster than you can say “unsubscribe.” Think bite-sized brilliance like checklists that don’t ramble, mini-guides that solve real problems, or swipe files so juicy your prospects will wonder why they’re free. We’ll dig into your biz, figure out what your people crave, and whip up something that’s equal parts irresistible and on-brand. Oh, and it’s all wrapped up with hosting, domain, SSL, support, and upgrades—because we’re not half-assing this. Starts at a price that won’t make you sell your firstborn—check https://bizwebdev.com/lead-magnets-that-dont-suck/ for the deets.
How We Pull It Off (No Smoke, No Mirrors)
- Step 1: We Get You: We poke around your business, your audience, your vibe. No generic crap—your lead magnet’s gotta fit like a glove.
- Step 2: We Make It Good: Whether it’s a “5 Hacks to X” cheat sheet or a “Steal This Email Template” swipe, we keep it short, sweet, and stupidly valuable.
- Step 3: You Win: We deliver it ready-to-roll—downloadable, clickable, and primed to suck in emails like a vacuum on steroids.
You don’t need a PhD in marketing to see results. We do the heavy lifting; you just sit back and watch your list grow.
What You’re Getting (The Non-Sucky Stuff)
Most lead magnet services toss you a stale PDF and a “hope it works” shrug, but at EasySite.Express, we’re not here to half-ass it. We’re stacking your Lead Magnets That Don’t Suck package with everything you need to reel in leads like a pro—no fluff, no excuses. Here’s the haul:
This ain’t the typical “here’s a link, good luck” crap other services peddle.
It’s a full-on lead-sucking machine—think a downloadable “Web Design Disasters: 30 Years of What Not to Do” PDF, a sleek landing page (“Enter your email or keep suffering bad UX—your call”), a Mailchimp hookup with a welcome email (“Here’s your file—don’t blame me if it’s too good”), and optional follow-ups (“Day 3: Why hire me? I’ve outlasted Flash”).
Costs? Way less than the $5,000+ agencies gouge—starts affordable and scales with your swagger. Check below for the nitty-gritty pricing stuff. You’re getting the goods—now let’s make those leads rain.
All this for a price that’s frankly rude to those “$500 for a PDF” hustlers. Contact Us to see the numbers—spoiler: they’re a steal.
Why Us? Because We’ve Seen the Trash and Raised the Bar
We’ve waded through the swamp of terrible lead magnets—think “Ultimate Guides” that bore you to death and “Free Tips” no one wants. We’re over it, and you should be too. Our team’s got the chops to craft magnets that don’t just sit there—they convert. We’re talking stuff your audience will actually use, share, and maybe even frame (okay, maybe not that last one). No fluff, no filler—just results with a side of smirk. Your email list’s about to get a glow-up, and we’re the ones holding the spotlight.
Ready to Stop Sucking at Lead Gen?
If your current lead magnet’s collecting dust—or worse, scaring people off—it’s time for an upgrade. EasySite.Express’s Lead Magnets That Don’t Suck are your ticket to an email list that doesn’t make you cringe.
Hit us up, snag this deal, and let’s make your prospects beg to opt in. You bring the biz—we’ll bring the bait. Deal? Let’s roll.
The Bare-Bones Bait Package
$299
“For When You Just Need a Hook, Not a Harpoon”
The Lead Magnet: A no-frills, high-value nugget—like a 5-page PDF (“5 Web Design Fails You’re Too Smart to Make”) or a checklist (“SEO Hacks Even Your Dog Could Pull Off”). Short, sweet, and sass-loaded.
Landing Page: A basic, clean page with a headline that slaps (“Grab This Before I Regret It”) and a two-field form (name, email—don’t overcomplicate it).
Opt-In Form: Plugged into your email tool (Mailchimp, whatever)—we set it up, you hit “go.”
Delivery Email: One auto-email—“Here’s your thing, don’t lose it.” No fuss, just functional.
Extras: Hosting, SSL, and basic support so it doesn’t crash and burn.
Why It’s Worth It: This is the freelancer-tier price—$200-$300 is standard for a simple lead magnet gig. You get the essentials without the “consulting fee” bloat. Perfect for small fries who want leads without selling their soul.
The Mid-Tier Magnet Machine
$599
“Because You’re Serious, But Not ‘Sell Your Kidney’ Serious”
The Lead Magnet: A beefier catch—like a 10-15 page PDF (“30 Years of Web Wisdom: Don’t Screw This Up”) or a mini-video rant (“Why Your Site’s UX Sucks—Fix It Fast”). Witty, useful, and branded to your vibe.
Landing Page: A polished page with some flair—bold headline, snarky copy (“Trade Your Email for My Genius”), and a form that doesn’t scream “spam me.”
Opt-In Form: Seamless hookup to your email platform, plus a subtle site popup (“Don’t Leave Empty-Handed, Dummy”).
Delivery Email: A welcome email with personality—“Here’s your loot, you clever bastard”—and a nudge to stick around.
Follow-Up Sequence: Three emails over a week—Day 1: “Your freebie’s here.” Day 3: “A trick from the ‘90s that still works.” Day 7: “Hire me before I nap forever.” Human, not robotic.
Extras: Hosting, domain (free year one), SSL, support, and basic analytics (signups, downloads—no rocket science).
Why It’s Worth It: Industry mid-range for this is $500-$700—freelancers might scrape by at the low end, agencies creep higher. You’re getting a full funnel that doesn’t suck, plus follow-ups to warm up leads without begging. For the price, it’s a steal—agencies would charge you $800 and call it “strategy.”
The Premium Lead Lord Package
$999
“Go Big or Go Home—This One’s Got Swagger”
The Lead Magnet: A showstopper—like a 20-page PDF (“Web Design Disasters: 30 Years of What Not to Do”), a swipe file (“Steal My Best Email Templates”), or a video series (“3 Rants to Save Your Site”). Packed with value and dripping with your brand’s dry humor.
Landing Page: A slick, custom job—killer headline (“Snag This Before I Retire to a Beach”), punchy copy, and a form that feels exclusive, not desperate.
Opt-In Form: Fully integrated with your email tool, plus a site-wide popup and exit-intent trap (“Leaving? Take This First, You Monster”).
Delivery Email: A welcome email that’s basically a mic drop—“Here’s your gold, don’t waste it”—with a personal vibe.
Follow-Up Sequence: Five emails over two weeks—Day 1: “Your freebie’s live.” Day 3: “A hack from the Flash era.” Day 5: “Don’t suck at this.” Day 10: “Why I’m still here.” Day 14: “Work with me or regret it.” Converts without kissing ass.
Extras: Hosting, domain (free year one), SSL, top-tier support, analytics (signups, downloads, clicks), branding (your style, not ours), and promo tips (“Tweet this: ‘Free wisdom from a web geezer’”). Oh, and a privacy note (“Your data’s safe—I’m too lazy to sell it”).
Why It’s Worth It: Agencies charge $1,000-$1,500+ for this level of polish—sometimes more if they throw in “consulting” or “custom design.” We’re keeping it under a grand but loading it with everything—funnel, flair, and results. You’re a lead lord now; act like it.
The Custom Chaos Add-On – Quote Only
“For When You Want to Break the Mold (and Maybe My Sanity)”
What It Is: You name it, we build it. Want a 50-page eBook? A quiz (“Which Web Disaster Are You?”)? A webinar script (“Why Your Site Sucks: Live and Unfiltered”)? We’ll do it, but it’s extra.
Why It Costs More: Custom takes time, brainpower, and a stiff drink. Starts at $500 on top of any package—could climb to $2,000+ if you’re nuts.
How It Works: Hit us up, spill your wild ideas, and we’ll quote you. No promises we won’t laugh first.
Why It’s Worth It: Industry custom jobs can hit $2,000-$5,000 with agencies. We’re cheaper but just as good—because we’re not pretentious jerks about it. You get bespoke without the bankruptcy.
The Fine Print (Because We’re Not Shady)
- Pricing Vibe: These are in line with industry norms—$200-$500 for basic (freelancer territory), $500-$1,000 for mid-tier (agency sweet spot), and $1,000+ for premium (big agency flex). We’re leaning affordable but not cheapo.
- What’s Included: Every package gets hosting, domain (year one free), SSL, and support—standard stuff so you’re not screwed.
- Scalability: Start small, upgrade later—we’re not locking you into a cult.
- Turnaround: Bare-Bones: 5 days. Mid-Tier: 10 days. Premium: 15 days. Custom: Depends on how insane you are.
Pick your poison. Want leads that don’t suck? We’ve got you. Which package you grabbing, or you just here to window-shop?