Is Your Website Is As Outdated As That Dead Oak in Mrs. Johnson’s Yard?
Let’s give your online presence the same attention you give a leaning maple.
If your website’s stuck in 2012 (or missing entirely), it’s costing you jobs. We’ll build you a sharp, mobile-ready site—100% free—when you sign up for one year of hosting at just $199/yr.
No monthly fees. No tech headaches. Just leads.
You’re running a legit tree service—but your website looks like it was built during dial-up.
Or worse… you don’t have one at all. Which means you’re invisible when locals Google “tree removal near me.” Ouch.
You’re losing jobs to the guy with a chainsaw and a Wix site.
That’s not right. You’re better than that. But if your online presence screams “sketchy Craigslist ad” instead of “professional and insured,” people keep scrolling.
Let’s fix that.
Get a FREE Custom Website when you grab our limited time 1-year hosting package for just $199.
We’ll build it. Host it. Make it look sharp. All you have to do is keep climbing trees and cashing checks.
“No hidden fees. Just $199/year. That’s it. Really. Pinky swear.”
What We Are (and Proud of It):
We’re blunt as a dull axe—we tell it like it is. No sugarcoating. No “your site’s fine” when it clearly isn’t.
We’re fast, not frantic—we hit deadlines without the chaos or the “oops, maybe next month” energy.
We’re affordable, not cheap—you’ll get real value without getting robbed or stuck with junk.
If that sounds like your kind of crew, let’s talk.
What You Get
What You Get With Every Package (Because We’re Not Monsters)
Hosting
Fast, reliable, and won’t crash when your mom finally visits your site.
Domain
Pick your name, claim your fame—it’s yours free as long as you stick with us.
SSL
Keeps the hackers at bay and the “secure” padlock shining bright.
Web site builder
For all you DIYers, you can add, edit text and images, create new pages…etc.
Support
Real humans, not bots, ready to help when you inevitably mess something up (no judgment).
Upgrades
We keep the tech fresh so you don’t have to Google “what’s a plugin?” at 2 a.m.
What People Say About Us
And we didn’t even have to bribe, they’re just amazing like that!
Marsha L
“Was paying a big-name company $150/month for a site that looked like it was built in 2004. Now I pay $199 a year, and it actually gets calls. Plus, these guys actually reply to emails. Crazy, right?”
Darren M.
“Didn’t know what I wanted. Didn’t need to. They built me something clean, fast, and way better than anything my cousin tried to do on Wix. Worth every penny.”
Rick J
“I thought building a website would be a pain in the butt. These guys made it stupid easy. Sent over my logo and some pics, a few details and boom — I was online in 3 days. I love it.”
Here’s Some Stuff To Show The Amazing Quality You Can Expect.
No Tree Service Sites in Our Portfolio… Yet
We don’t have a Tree Service website to show off—and that’s exactly why we’re offering you a killer deal—Website + 1 Year Hosting = $199. You get a sharp site. We get to brag about it. Win-win.
Be the first. Look the best.
Who We Are, No Corporate BS
Why Choose Us?
Because We’re Not Clowns
Blunt As a Dull Axe
Fast. Not Frantic.
Deadlines met, no “oops, next month” excuses.
Affordable. Not Cheap.
Value that doesn’t bankrupt you or skimp on quality.
Human. Not Bots.
Real people, real sass, real results.
and how about…
Straight-Foward Pricing That Doesn’t Clown You Either.
No sneaky fees. No confusing tiers.
Just clear, upfront pricing that respects your hustle. Choose what fits your vibe—starter, pro, or full-on business mode. Cancel whenever, no drama. Straight talk, fair deals, every time.
Get Started Now – Simple pricing, no circus.
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(Yes, All of It).
We’re here to help—but we’re not psychic.
The more details you give us, the better advice we can give you. So don’t skip the important stuff. Website link? Goals? What’s driving you nuts? Lay it on us.
A complete form = a better, faster, more useful response.
Let’s make this worth your while.
How We Work Best
(So No One Ends Up Crying)
Let’s keep this relationship healthy, productive, and maybe even fun. Here’s how I can be a great web designer—and how you can be a client that makes the magic happen.
What I Promise as Your Web Designer:
- I design for your goals, not just to pad my portfolio. Sure, I want it to look good—but I care more about it working.
- I’ll ask smart, strategic questions. I’m not here to just take orders. I’m here to solve problems.
- I’ll explain design choices without the jargon. You’ll always know the why, without needing a dictionary.
- I’ll communicate clearly and consistently. You’ll never wonder if I’ve vanished into the creative void.
- I’ll make sure your site works everywhere—especially on phones. Because 80% of your visitors are judging you from their thumbs.
And since it takes two to tango…
What You Can Do to Be an Awesome Client:
- Tell me what the site needs to do, not just what it should look like. “Clean and modern” is a vibe, not a strategy.
- Trust the process. If I suggest something, it’s for a reason. I’ve got you.
- Deliver content and feedback on time. Missing pieces = delayed launches. Let’s not live in limbo.
- Don’t sweat the small stuff (like 2px spacing). I’ll obsess over the details so you don’t have to.
- Give clear, honest feedback. “Make it pop” tells me nothing. “Make this headline bolder so it stands out” tells me everything.